SUICIDE/MIRROR SPADES ~ Midnight Maniacs
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said, "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
SUICIDE/MIRROR SPADES
10/30/500 POINT DIFFERENCE
ONE PLAYER FROM EACH TEAM MUST BID NIL
OTHER PARTNER MUST BID THEIR SPADES
NO DOUBLE NILS ARE ALLOWED
IN AN EFFORT TO AVOID MISBID OF SPADES
ALL TABLES WILL BE PRIVATE WITH KIBITZ LEFT ON
NO VISITORS WILL BE ALLOWED ON THE TABLES
MISBIDS
IN THE EVENT THE GAME IS TIED, CALL TD TO VERIFY ABSOLUTELY NO TABLE TALK IS ALLOWED,
ALL OTHER LEAGUE RULES APPLY
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING
-100 POINTS FOR 6 OR MORE HANDS
-50 POINTS FOR 5 OR LESS HANDS
CALL TD TO VERIFY
HAND WILL BE SKIPPED
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF MISBIDS ALLOWED
ONE MORE HAND OF SUICIDE/MIRROR SPADES WILL BE PLAYED
SCORE WILL NOT BE CLEARED
1ST--SKIP HAND AND YOU ARE WARNED
2ND--OFFENDING PLAYER WILL BE DQ'd AND BOXED
THE TD MUST BE CALLED DURING THE HAND IN QUESTION
IF THE HAND HAS BEEN COMPLETED NO ACTION WILL BE TAKEN
SEE RULES PAGE FOR COMPLETE TOURNEY RULES
FOREVERSPADES LEAGUE
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by Aerosmith
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